This poem is preceded by talk about Bill’s value to the club and about how if he fell short in anything he could just make it up in sheer size.
POEM
A big…
Tom Irwin has joined us I feel
For a reason I’ll shortly reveal
He had no chance of eating
With his wife at the meeting
And him sitting home with no…
This jingle was written for Joe Mc Kaskle after he ram rodded the sale of over 1,000 apple trees.
HIS NAME IS JOE
HE’S ON THE GO
HE
WHEN TIRED OF STANDING ON HIS FEET
YOU’LL FIND HIM SITTING ON HIS SEAT
LINUS CANE IS NOT IN
POEM ABOUT MYSTERY TRIP 2002
TO CATALINA ISLAND
(This poem will make up in quantity what it lacks in quality)
Now that this trip of mystery,
TODAY OUR HEARTS ARE FILLED WITH JOY
CAUSE ALL THESE GIRLS AND JUST ONE BOY
MADE…
WE THOUGHT THE MEETING WOULD BE MERRY
IF WE WOULD BRING OUR SECRETARY
WITHOUT THESE GALS WE COULD NOT…
KIWANIANS COME IN MANY FORMS
BIG AND TALL AND LITTLE
THERE’S THEM THAT’S THIN
AND THEM THAT’S FAT