Musings of An Old Man

by Brian K. Moore

WELCOME LADIES

KIWANIANS COME IN MANY FORMSBIG AND TALL AND LITTLE THERE’S THEM THAT’S THINAND THEM THAT’S FATAND THEM THAT’S IN THE MIDDLE TIME WAS WHEN WE OF MASCULINE…

SECRETARY'S DAY

WE THOUGHT THE MEETING WOULD BE MERRY IF WE WOULD BRING OUR SECRETARY WITHOUT THESE GALS WE COULD NOT LIVEBECAUSE THEY HAVE SO MUCH TO GIVE PBUT, WAIT A…

PIE POEM

TODAY OUR HEARTS ARE FILLED WITH JOY CAUSE ALL THESE GIRLS AND JUST ONE BOY MADE ALL THESE PIES OF EVERY SIZE AND BROUGHT THEM HERE TO SELL YOU GUYS SO…

MYSTERY BUS TRIP 2002

POEM ABOUT MYSTERY TRIP 2002 TO CATALINA ISLAND (This poem will make up in quantity what it lacks in quality) Now that this trip of mystery, Has been…

LINUS'S CANE

WHEN TIRED OF STANDING ON HIS FEET YOU’LL FIND HIM SITTING ON HIS SEAT LINUS CANE IS NOT IN VAIN IT IS A USEFUL TOOL WHEN HE’S TIRED OR FEELS IN PAIN HE’LL…

JOE APPLESEED

This jingle was written for Joe Mc Kaskle after he ram rodded the sale of over 1,000 apple trees. HIS NAME IS JOE HE’S ON THE GO HE REALLY FILLED OUR…

TOM IRWIN HAS JOINED US

Tom Irwin has joined us I feel For a reason I’ll shortly reveal He had no chance of eating With his wife at the meeting And him sitting home with no meal

BILL BENDELE THE BIG MAN

This poem is preceded by talk about Bill’s value to the club and about how if he fell short in anything he could just make it up in sheer size. POEM A big…