Musings of An Old Man

by Brian K. Moore

BILL BENDELE THE BIG MAN

This poem is preceded by talk about Bill’s value to the club and about how if he fell short in anything he could just make it up in sheer size.

POEM

A big…

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TOM IRWIN HAS JOINED US

Tom Irwin has joined us I feel
For a reason I’ll shortly reveal

He had no chance of eating
With his wife at the meeting

And him sitting home with no…

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JOE APPLESEED

This jingle was written for Joe Mc Kaskle after he ram rodded the sale of over 1,000 apple trees.

HIS NAME IS JOE
HE’S ON THE GO

HE Read It

LINUS’ CANE

WHEN TIRED OF STANDING ON HIS FEET
YOU’LL FIND HIM SITTING ON HIS SEAT

LINUS CANE IS NOT IN Read It

MYSTERY BUS TRIP 2002

POEM ABOUT MYSTERY TRIP 2002
TO CATALINA ISLAND
(This poem will make up in quantity what it lacks in quality)

Now that this trip of mystery,Read It

PIE POEM

TODAY OUR HEARTS ARE FILLED WITH JOY
CAUSE ALL THESE GIRLS AND JUST ONE BOY

MADE

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SECRETARY’S DAY

WE THOUGHT THE MEETING WOULD BE MERRY
IF WE WOULD BRING OUR SECRETARY

WITHOUT THESE GALS WE COULD NOT

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WELCOME LADIES

KIWANIANS COME IN MANY FORMS
BIG AND TALL AND LITTLE
THERE’S THEM THAT’S THIN
AND THEM THAT’S FATRead It