Musings of An Old Man

by Brian K. Moore

SECRETARY’S DAY

WE THOUGHT THE MEETING WOULD BE MERRY
IF WE WOULD BRING OUR SECRETARY

WITHOUT THESE GALS WE COULD NOT LIVE
BECAUSE THEY HAVE SO MUCH TO GIVE

PBUT, WAIT A MINUTE, DID I FAIL
TO REALIZE SOME OF THEM ARE MALE?

BUT WHETHER THEY ARE GALS OR MEN
WE NEED THEM MORE THAN NOW AND THEN

MY SECRETARY IS MY WIFE
IT SEEMS I’VE HAD HER ALL MY LIFE

AND SINCE SHE’S BROUGHT ME MUCH ENJOYMENT
I’M SURE SHE’LL HAVE SECURE EMPLOYMENT

SHE TOILS FOR ME BOTH DAY AND NIGHT
AND I MUST SAY THE PRICE IS RIGHT

SO SECRETARIES, PAID OF FREE,
OR ANY WAY THE CASE MAY BE

FOR ALL OF YOU ACROSS THE NATION
WE EXPRESS APPRECIATION