This poem is preceded by talk about Bill’s value to the club and about how if he fell short in anything he could just make it up in sheer size. POEM A big man like Bill has...
This poem is preceded by talk about Bill’s value to the club and about how if he fell short in anything he could just make it up in sheer size. POEM A big man like Bill has...
WHEN I WAS BORN – SO I’VE BEEN TOLD WILLARD WAS ALREADY FOUR YEARS OLD MY AGE WAS ZERO – AND IT’S PLAIN TO SEE WILLARD WAS INFINITELY OLDER THAN ME BUT WE FOUND OUT- WHEN TWO YEARS PAST THAT HIS GREAT...
This jingle was written for Joe Mc Kaskle after he ram rodded the sale of over 1,000 apple trees. HIS NAME IS JOE HE’S ON THE GO HE REALLY FILLED OUR NEEDS HE PLANTED SEEDS AND IF YOU PLEASE HE’S OUR JOE...
WHEN TIRED OF STANDING ON HIS FEET YOU’LL FIND HIM SITTING ON HIS SEAT LINUS CANE IS NOT IN VAIN IT IS A USEFUL TOOL WHEN HE’S TIRED OR FEELS IN PAIN HE’LL USE IT AS A STOOL THEN WHEN HE’S PREPARED TO GO HE...
POEM ABOUT MYSTERY TRIP 2002 TO CATALINA ISLAND (This poem will make up in quantity what it lacks in quality) Now that this trip of mystery, Has been assigned to history, Those of you who weren’t on the...
TODAY OUR HEARTS ARE FILLED WITH JOY CAUSE ALL THESE GIRLS AND JUST ONE BOY MADE ALL THESE PIES OF EVERY SIZE AND BROUGHT THEM HERE TO SELL YOU GUYS SO WHEN THESE PIES GO O THE BLOCK GUYS GET YOUR MONEY...
By Myron K. Bore THE FIRST TIME THAT I MET DIEEN SHE WAS ONLY SEVENTEEN AND SURE TO BE A BEAUTY QUEEN. YES THAT’S RIGHT SHE DIDN’T DALLY, SHE BECAME MISS APPLE VALLEY WHICH WAS REALLY UP HER ALLEY FOR THEN,...
WE THOUGHT THE MEETING WOULD BE MERRY IF WE WOULD BRING OUR SECRETARY WITHOUT THESE GALS WE COULD NOT LIVE BECAUSE THEY HAVE SO MUCH TO GIVE BUT, WAIT A MINUTE, DID I FAIL TO REALIZE SOME OF THEM ARE MALE? ...
Tom Irwin has joined us I feel For a reason I’ll shortly reveal He had no chance of eating With his wife at the meeting And him sitting home with no meal
KIWANIANS COME IN MANY FORMS BIG AND TALL AND LITTLE THERE’S THEM THAT’S THIN AND THEM THAT’S FAT AND THEM THAT’S IN THE MIDDLE TIME WAS WHEN WE OF MASCULINE GENDER COULD THROUGH THE MEETING SAIL SECURE...